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11:54pm August 25, 2013
Her butt is so ashamed that it’s trying to escape. D:

Her butt is so ashamed that it’s trying to escape. D:

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2:07pm July 9, 2013

This man from the United Nations is making my dreams come true. 

I miss my Turkish Prince and his trillion dollar inheritance.

Or the chinese millionaire who died in 9/11 that left me his millions to me. 

There’s so many nice men out there.

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5:59pm April 28, 2013
Well shit, a Volkswagen with a swastika sign. I really don’t know if I should call someone or not. #wtf #swastika #Nazi #help #Volkswagen #bug

Well shit, a Volkswagen with a swastika sign. I really don’t know if I should call someone or not. #wtf #swastika #Nazi #help #Volkswagen #bug

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9:56am April 20, 2013
I don’t even wanna know…
#I Kinda wanna buy the apron. Halp

I don’t even wanna know…

#I Kinda wanna buy the apron. Halp

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4:16pm January 23, 2013

This is WITCHCRAFT!! :O 

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9:56am January 22, 2013
Pepe Likes Tacos. The Love story of an immigrant that fell in love with Sandra Bullock’s homemade tacos.  

Pepe Likes Tacos. The Love story of an immigrant that fell in love with Sandra Bullock’s homemade tacos.  

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2:38am January 22, 2013
You Choose. Either you Pull Along Cock or you Pull Along Pussy. Choose wisely

You Choose. Either you Pull Along Cock or you Pull Along Pussy. Choose wisely

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7:11pm January 15, 2013

When people ask me “Can I see your movie collection?” This is how I do the tour. 

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3:31pm November 23, 2012

Yesterday’s Hair

Before going to Thanksgiving Dinner

Aaaand After Thanksgiving AND Black Friday
This is what Puerto Rico’s weather do to me, every friggin’ time >_<
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1:39am September 26, 2012

… But but used condoms are so good for the environment! 

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9:50am July 27, 2012
CHEEZUS! *hides from something that she can&#8217;t remember*

CHEEZUS! *hides from something that she can’t remember*

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3:02pm July 10, 2012

I can’t get this out of my head… 0_0

Take my breath away… boom boom

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