Her butt is so ashamed that it’s trying to escape. D:
This man from the United Nations is making my dreams come true.
I miss my Turkish Prince and his trillion dollar inheritance.
Or the chinese millionaire who died in 9/11 that left me his millions to me.
There’s so many nice men out there.
Well shit, a Volkswagen with a swastika sign. I really don’t know if I should call someone or not. #wtf #swastika #Nazi #help #Volkswagen #bug
I don’t even wanna know…
#I Kinda wanna buy the apron. Halp
This is WITCHCRAFT!! :O
Pepe Likes Tacos. The Love story of an immigrant that fell in love with Sandra Bullock’s homemade tacos.
You Choose. Either you Pull Along Cock or you Pull Along Pussy. Choose wisely
When people ask me “Can I see your movie collection?” This is how I do the tour.
Before going to Thanksgiving Dinner
… But but used condoms are so good for the environment!
CHEEZUS! *hides from something that she can’t remember*
I can’t get this out of my head… 0_0
Take my breath away… boom boom