Anonymous submitted: Oh hai, Punky. How's your sex life?
is that the best you can come up with Anon??
is that the best you can come up with Anon??
Checking out tumblr while the stripper and the midget have fun with the wheel, the fireworks, hammer and beer. Then when I get tired of them i’ll call the police.

I wanna have a bunch of questions in my inbox when I wake up. That is my dream.
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Here’s a “short” intro I made for the Movie Experiment series for NerdVice. I think I talk too much crap.
I commented about Once Upon a Time on GetGlue
“Watching Once Upon a Time so that @resulka can finally talk about it with me :)”
COURTESY POST: DEAF PIT BEING EVICTED DUE TO BREED! Please read his mama’s message contact her directly if you can help: ” Hi. My name is Jen and it makes me so incredibly sad to write to you but I honestly don’t know where to turn for help with this situation. Two weeks ago I rescued a merele pit bull. He is 100% deaf in both ears. I had his hearing tested, he is up to date on shots, and I even had him micro chipped. He is about 12 weeks old. He is so smart. He already knows seven signs. I had every intention of keeping him. My whole family has fallen in live with him. He is very sweet. My landlord came by and told me though she has breed restrictions here. This was four days after I paid her my pet deposit and let her know he was a pit.
Anyways apparently my neighbors are afraid and I have two choices I can move or find the dog a home. I dont know who to turn to. I don’t know how to find a good home who will continue signs with him. I almost feel like a just had a baby and I have to give him up for adoption. I guess just please point me in some kind of right direction. I’ve read that deaf pits are often put down and I just cant let that happen to him. He is so smart and so kind. Thank you for reading this. “
CONTACT: Jennifer Vitt | 504-407-4181 | jv_squared@yahoo.com
PLEASE SHARE FAR & WIDE!!
Please someone help!
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As a bonus for my tumblr followers, here’s a drawing I made for the title card.

russiandirectionerandbelieber:
reblog and make a wish
this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so
i have to
why not
i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
here goes nothing
well lets see
love this
i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post
and now he’s my bf
..WISHING AGAIN. YAY
you :(
Not going to lie, I made a wish when I reblogged this this morning, and my wish came true an hour ago.
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Can conservatives and haters just give up and accept gay people? No matter how many laws, how many hate crimes or how much they make fun of them, at the end of the day they will always be here and they’ll become stronger humans who will still love each other and everyone else around.
There’s no harm for trying to live happy and in peace, everyone deserves that. Love is love no matter the person you wanna share it with. So just stop the hate and love each other DAMMIT!
<3
You just learned a bit about me:
- I am a cuddler.
- I am a morning person.
- I am an only child.
- I am currently in my pajamas.
- I am currently pregnant.
- I am left handed.
- I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first.
- I bite my nails.
- I can be paranoid at times.
- I enjoy country music.
- I enjoy smoothies.
- I enjoy talking on the phone.
- I have a car.
- I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
- I have a hidden talent.
- I have a pet.
- I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
- I have all my grandparents.
- I have been to another country.
- I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
- I have or had broken a bone.
- I have caller I.D. on my phone.
- I have bathed someone.
- I have changed a diaper.
- I have changed a lot over the past year.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
- I have had major/minor surgery.
- I have killed another person. (um seriously guys?..)
- I have had my hair cut within the last week.
- I have mood swings.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- I have rejected someone before.
- I like the taste of blood.
- I love Michael Jackson. (I like him but not a hardcore fan)
- I love sleeping.
- I love to shop.
- I own 100 CDs or more.
- I own and use a library card.
- I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
- I sleep a lot during the day.
- I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
- I work at a job that I enjoy.
- I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
- I am currently wearing socks.
- I am tired.
- I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
- I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.
I have/had:
- Graduated high school.
- Smoked cigarettes.
- Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
- Collected something really stupid.
- Gone to a concert.
- Helped someone.
- Spun turn tables.
- Watched four movies in one night.
- Been broken up with.
- Taken a college level course.
- Been in a car accident.
- Been in a tornado.
- Watched someone die.
- Been to a funeral.
- Burned yourself.
- Ran a marathon.
- Your parents got divorced.
- Cried yourself to sleep.
- Spent over $200 in one day.
- Cheated on someone.
- Been cheated on.
- Written a 10 page letter.
- Had a best friend.
- Lost someone you loved.
- Skipped school.
- Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
- Stolen books from the library.
- Been in a mental hospital.
- Fired a gun.
- Been in a school play.
- Been fired from a job.
- Taken a lie detector test.
- Swam with dolphins.
- Attempted suicide.
- Written poetry.
- Read more than 20 books a year.
- Gone to Europe.
- Loved someone you couldn’t have.
- Used a colouring book over age 12.
- Had surgery.
- Had stitches.
- Taken a taxi.
- Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
- Had a hamster.
- Dyed your hair.
- Had something pierced.
- Your parents sent you to a shrink.
- Been handcuffed.
My hair is naturally the color:
- Light brown
- Medium brown
- Dark brown
- Blonde
- Black
- Dirty blonde
- Strawberry blonde/Ginger
- Multicoloured (Medium brown with blonde highlights)
My eyes are:
- Brown
- Blue/Grey
- Green
- Hazel
- Light brown
- A combination of things
I am:
- Male
- Female
- Other
People sometimes label me as:
- Slut
- Girly
- Ugly
- Nerd
- Other
Some of my biggest fears are:
- Spiders/other insects
- Dying
- Doctor/Dentist appointments
- Hospitals
- Needles
- Disease
- Being alone in the dark
- Heights
- Small spaces
- Oceans/large bodies of water
- Holes
- Large animals
- Small animals
- Open spaces
- Lightning
- Vomiting
I have:
- A friend with benefits
- A laptop in my room
- A television in my room
- Good grades
- My own car
- Married parents
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